Saturday, August 18, 2018

Arrow Roulette

(Editor's Note: I was a witness to what you are about to read. This is all a 100% true story)

I’m sure most of you have heard of the "game" Russian Roulette, right? One bullet in the chamber, six pulls of the trigger, 5 of them result in a harmless *click*. The last one...well, you know.

It definitely all started with a couple Russian bastards on about their 37th shot of piss warm hard whiskey on a Tuesday evening. Then the one who finally felt a buzz pulled out his magnum. Big smiles all around. You know the rest of them got a little tingle in their stomachs at the sight of it. 

Okay now sub out those cold-blooded Russian sick fucks for a couple big shot bros whose balls didn’t drop very long ago and just watched a movie with with four (ir)responsible, cool ass family men playing a game of arrow roulette in the woods. I mean I wasn’t a bad ass (I tried just wasn’t bad ass enough) but fuck it, I wanted to be like the adults goddamnit. And of course, of fucking course, there’s a goddamn BOW AND ARROWS in the downstairs of the crib we’re in with max ammo. 

Already too late. 

The level of danger a compact bow presented to 4 middle class white kids who were all immediately picturing Orlando Bloom killing insane amounts of Orcs was immeasurable. It was un-comparable (shoutout to Slim). 

Things were bound to get fucked. And that it did. 

Everyone circles up, smirks plastered across our faces. Everyone knows as soon as that arrow launches into the air you’re supposed to be out. You're supposed to be a sensible human and act like a scared little boy. That's what you're supposed to do. 

Well kids, guess what: I. Didn't. Move.

The thought never crossed my mind. Those other kids all got degrees and I’m just here making these blogs. Makes sense. 

Back to the scene.

*Click*

The arrow is up and everyone else scrambles in a panic...everyone except me. And yeah don’t get me wrong I was absolutely just trying to flex on them. I was looking at the nerds with my mean mug on, holding my ground. It was genuine too. Because my dumbass was like, "This fuck can’t shoot an arrow accurately. That shit is a dud going 40 trees back." 

*Action* 

The arrow starts to take shape. Screams all around. 

"RIELLO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" 

This should've been enough to make me realize I had to bail. However, today my insecurities and stubbornness would prevail. I continued to hold my ground. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I look up to the sky and suddenly see a gruesome death coming my way. It's happening. Tell Momma I love her. Next thing I know...*DINK*

Now look I know I’m a loudmouth who tends to overexagerate. I get it. But the real ones that day know that I was FOR REAL ONE FOOT AWAY from looking like a Game of Thrones casualty. If I took one step backwards before that arrow pierced the grass behind me, it would've been lights out for ya boy. Imagine, just fucking imagine the thing you try to be good at and flex your false alpha-ness is in a game where if you win you and actually stand your ground YOU MIGHT FUCKING DIE. 

Atta boy Riello keep them goals high and keep striving for greatness.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Twitter Rant Follow-Up/Mission Statement

I think this should have been my debut blog. 

This wasn’t my usual blockhead-type mistake which I’ve learned to love and laugh at. But the thing is I don’t want this whole blogging thing to be a depressing tell-all of my struggles. I want it to be full of little relatable, one-off lines that make light of my flaws and help you feel better about your own flaws from making you laugh at mine. 

Me dropping my first blog the way I did was a prime example of me rolling with something that went straight to my head out into the world, hoping it would be something that people would feel. 

Have a real reaction to. 

And that’s what I want this whole thing to be about (and sports, duh). But I’m thinking this should've been the debut blog. Me explaining my goal and the whole of point of those tweets that still make me cringe but also have me so relieved. 


I felt like this post was necessary so you can better know the person behind these words and where he’s starting. I want it my 100% way so I don't end up regretting anything, no matter where I end up. This is me and my mind trying to coexist with your minds and make magic in our crazy brains. 

I believe I’m going to miss a lot especially because this is all so new for me. But I know I’m golden because I did the hardest thing already and if I keep my energy and continue to work like I plan to then it's all going to work out. Every 10 blogs I put out, if even half of one really resonates with someone, then that is all the fuel I need to continue building from there. 

Brick by brick. 

I'm raw, but man watch me grind and master the translation of brain to paper.



PS: A man named Rocky Balboa was raw once. He was a man with a dream who knew how low he was, but was also ready to work. 

5+ movies later there’s a FUCKING STATUE OF THAT MAN IN THE STATE THAT BRED THE FOUNDING FATHERS LIKE ATLANTA BRED HIP-HOP.
(Editor's Note: Atlanta did not breed hip-hop. New York did you fucking traitor 😁...now back to the post)

You can do anything.



PS PS: ...thinking this one over and I just realized my spirit animal is a fictional character who absolutely had CTE at the age of 25.




PS PS PS: I'm officially done with these fucking PS's.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Mark Riello's Debut: The 5 Worst Feelings in the Game of Life (From Worst to Least Worst)

Guys. Hey. It's been a while.

I always figured I'd find my way back here like a loyal house cat, but this post is not about me. Actually, neither is this blog anymore. I'd like to announce that I'm temporarily handing over the reigns of 10 AM in Philly to my guy Mark Riello, who's here to make his blogging debut with a little list he came up mostly fueled by post-fantasy draft adrenaline (the best kind of adrenaline).

And with that shameless self-promotion right there, it's time to throw it to Mr. Riello. Take it away kid.
(Sorry about the white highlight, I have no idea why that happened and couldn't figure out how to get rid of it...enjoy)

The 5 Worst Feelings in the Game of Life (From Worst to Least Worst)


Losing a Bet

Man.

The only time I wish I didn’t like sports is when I get that kick in my brain that a baseball team is a 100% lock in the middle of a 162 game season.

Muthafucka’.

I could lose a $5 4-team parlay and I feel like Kurt Cobain after all the drugs. Imagine I actually had money. Bless up, poor for life (*praying hands emoji*)

Getting Blacked Out and Having Sex

I compare this one to getting a 95 on a test, but you’re in the class full of kids who can’t even pass public high school.

You know you finished the job, but the rest is left up to the imagination. Maybe you throw some good dick around, but you can’t even remember and it becomes like, “What was the point of ever wasting that time?” You swear the dick was actually good.

But then you keep thinking about it.

Was it bad dick?

The fuck man it’s an absolute mystery at that point, and what’s worse is it becomes impossible to learn from your mistakes.

Feeling Like Someone You Love is Doing Ten Times Better Than You

I know, heavy.

Look, I want everyone in this world to do good because if that was the case I’d feel better. It’s like being on the Spurs or the Patriots. You don’t have to be good but as long as your there and everyone else is doing good you still win. However, this is just where my inner psychopath comes into play. I just can’t help thinking about what the person I’m talking to has over me, even if it’s with my friends. Who doesn’t want to be the guy who can brag about what you doing, and not even on some arrogant shit just like “Hey look what I got going on.” But instead your just like “Fuck yeah” I might be good but this person I fuck with is better than me so what’s the fucking point? It’s like I want you to be Bill Gates, but then I want to be Jeff Bezos, you know?

Motherfucker.

It’s like if I was the worst Molina and still made the major leagues. THE FUCKING MAJOR LEAGUES PEOPLE. I’d feel like a person who grew up poor with no parents and raised his siblings but still died in the same hood he was born. I know it’s fucked up, I get it, but I can’t control my brain. Honestly, I’ve really come to now think this is the most underrated terrible feeling.


Watching the New York Mets When They’re Playing the Best Baseball Ever

People. Hear me out.

90% of the issues in my brain and the reasoning behind the uncountable absolutely awful decisions I’ve made in my life can be attributed to these motherfuckers. Obviously to get this you need to know every time something looks like it going to be good it immediately gets matched with something that is the WORST possible thing that could happen.

Example: Mets signed All-Star and source-of-major-trust-issues-for-many-Mets-fans Jason Bay to a mega-contract. The same day: it comes out that the team lost 2 billion as the biggest investor in the infamous Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme. Of course.

You may be thinking, “Mark how do u let a shitty sports team affect you this much”.

Man, I just really don’t know. If I had the answer maybe I wouldn’t be addicted to shit sports teams and I probably could’ve ended up with a degree and became a salesman or accountant or some shit. What I do know is that it’s a real thing, because you can see it in every Mets fan. You can spot the pain in their eyes. It looks like their grandmother just died, but nah it’s just them thinking about how their blood is 99% loser and how much time they waste hoping for something impossible.

That being said…stay strong all my miserable Mets fans out there. We miserable together. #MetTape  


“Son/daughter I’m not mad at you ......... (pause that goes on for eternity) I’m JUST disappointed

We all know that statement.

Every single kid growing up, the one thing we all have in common, every fucking one of us from the South to the North Pole, is that statement is the ultimate gut punch. And what’s crazy is that I think the shittier the parents are the worst it feels. And I’m all in on how little the parents think that actually means compared to how fucked up it is to hear your parents tell you they’re disappointed in you.

Because when your parents are proud on you, it feels like you just hit a 10,000,000,000 bet on McGregor vs Khabib. But then on the other end of the spectrum it feels like I just got sent away to a clinic with Johnny Manziel, Lamar Odom, Josh Gordon, and the guy from Mighty Ducks who looks like a crack head (you know who I’m talking about).


It’s that word. Disappointed. It’s forever the most powerful sentence a parent can break out, and it absolutely levels you every time. 

Friday, September 11, 2015

Week 2 College Football Preview

Welcome to Week 2! Did you manage to make it out of the madness of opening weekend unscathed? Nice, good to hear. I'm fully aware I was nowhere to be found with my Week 1 Shoutouts, as I decided to focus my attention on chronicling my time at Made in America instead. So, allow me to quickly run through my stars of the first week:

First shoutout goes to Tyler Matakevich, star linebacker for my Temple Owls and the Freddy Krueger to Christian Hackenberg's future attempts at peaceful sleep. Usually a tackle machine anyway, his current total of 362 tackles is the most among active FBS players, Matakevich was also living in the backfield last Saturday as evidenced by his 3 sacks for a net loss of 20 yards. The red-bearded wonder may not look like the most fearsome player on the field when he's getting off the bus, but put a helmet and pads on the guy, line him up across from American Conference offensive lines, and he transforms into Lawrence Taylor while looking absolutely nothing like Lawrence Taylor. I mean, how is that the most dominant LB currently playing college football (Scooby Wright III is injured, so yeah, I'm going for broke with my man Matakevich):
Atypical physical superiority aside, Matakevich will continue to terrorize opposing QB's all season, which will likely vault himself into a Day 2 (Rounds 2 & 3) NFL Draft selection. Go Owls.

Next shoutout belongs to Derrick Henry, RB from Alabama. Henry, 6-3 and 243 lbs, churned out 147 yards and 3 TD's on just 13 carries, good for a stellar 11.3 yards per carry. Wisconsin, known for their rugged, stifling defenses, probably couldn't tackle Henry even if he tied his feet together and hopped his way to the end zone. Pretty much the exact opposite of Matakevich when it comes to natural, physical gifts, Henry is a beast of a back who possesses good lateral agility and top-end speed for a man of his size. If he doesn't hear his name called next April around the same time as Matakevich, it will likely be even sooner after the season I expect him to have as the Tide's unquestioned #1 back.

Final shoutout, of course, goes to Ohio State QB-turned-WR Braxton Miller, who snatched the title of best athlete in college football like it was an unnoticed $20 bill laying on the ground. The #Braxspin, courtesy of Mark Titus, was undoubtedly THE highlight of the entire Week 1 slate, and could conceivably already be named the play of the year. Effortlessness doesn't even do the ease with which Miller ended the lives of not one, but two (!) Virginia Tech defenders' lives justice. On the night, Miller compiled 140 total yards and 2 scores on a meager 8 touches. Almost unfathomable, until one remembers he was basically performing at this level before his unfortunate injury and "demotion" from starting QB to gadget player. Miller will not be denied, it seems, from making as large of an impact as possible on every single Buckeye game he suits up for despite the fact that he's not beginning each play with the ball in his hands. Salute to you, Braxton, for excelling immediately in a new role that could very possibly bode better for your fortunes at the next level better than playing quarterback ever would've.

Aaaaaaaand now onto my Week 2 picks (how was that for a transition?):

19 Oklahoma at 23 Tennessee (PK) - 6:00 PM ET (ESPN)
Per usual, Vegas nailed this line on the head. I've been staring at this matchup for 20 minutes now and I still can't figure out who's going to win. I'm honestly going to make my pick based on how I describe the two teams over the next few sentences. Let's see how this goes. Both teams lit up the scoreboard against inferior opponents last week, though the Vols defense did relent 36 points to VMI...not ideal. Tennessee was a popular preseason "breakout team" pick by many, and it's not hard to see why. Butch Jones has put together a couple really good recruiting classes, and all that talent is finally developed and out on the field. RB Jalen Hurd and Alvin Kamara are bonafide studs, WR Josh Malone is expected to step up in star receiver Marquez North's absence, and QB Josh Dobbs has proven to be a very capable leader of the offense. But man, how is that D going to stop Samaje Perine if VMI hung 36 on them? Who's Samaje Perine, you may be asking? Oh, I don't know, maybe the current FBS record holder for rushing yards in a single game (427). The Crimson Wrecking Ball, as only I call him, was only a true freshman when he delivered that performance a season ago, so expectations are sky-high for his sophomore campaign. He started the season off with a pedestrian 11-33-1 stat line, and is likely looking to return to his world-beating form from last year. The edge here is home field advantage, as I'm leaning toward Tennessee in this likely shootout.

7 Oregon at 5 Michigan State (-4) - 8:00 PM ET (ABC)
The unquestioned game of the week. Connor Cook vs. Vernon Adams. Mark Helfrich vs. Mark Dantonio. High-speed offense vs. physical, punishing defense. So many intriguing storylines to follow in this one, chief among them being the surprising clear edge that the Ducks have in the running game. Royce Freeman might just be the best overall running back to come through Eugene in years, yet it seems like no one is willing to give him that kind of credit. The Spartans will always showcase a powerful, successful running game, but I'll take Freeman over MSU's L.J. Scott any day of the week (especially Saturday). The winner of this game, though, will likely be the team that generates more turnovers, as Cook and Adams, while very good quarterbacks, should likely be on the hook for a couple mistakes here and there. Whichever defense capitalizes on those mistakes will prove to be victorious, so I'll take Shilique Calhoun and all those ballhawking defensive backs on MSU to edge the Ducks.

14 LSU (-4) at 25 Mississippi State - 9:15 PM ET (ESPN)
The Dak Attack has a hell of a task in front of him, as The Mad Hatter and his LSU Tigers come rolling into Starkville this week. I'm just going to get this out of the way now: there is no one on Mississippi State capable of checking Leonard Fournette. He's going to get his, no matter how much the Bulldogs stack the box. Where they have a chance, though, is in bothering young signal caller Brandon Harris enough to take the ball out of Fournette's hands and into Prescott's. The very underrated loss of Josh Robinson from Mississippi State's backfield must be remedied Saturday night, as it is imperative that either Ashton Shumpert or the diminutive Brandon Holloway steps up in a big way against a loaded (surprise, surprise) LSU defense. Leading the Tigers on that side of the ball is prime breakout candidate S Jalen Adams and heart-and-soul LB Kendall Beckwith, among others as well. The plethora of young, hungry, new starters will be tested by Prescott for sure, but I have a strong feeling Les Miles will have them prepared enough to return to Baton Rouge with a key early-season road victory.

20 Boise State (-2.5) at BYU - 10:00 PM ET (ESPN2)
There has to be one upset, right? Boise State, even post-Kellen Moore, has stayed remarkably consistent, adding 20 more wins over the past two seasons on top of the remarkable 50 that Moore collected during his time as a Bronco (making him the winningest QB in FBS history). Coach Bryan Harsin, OC of the Moore-led squads, leads a creative, efficient offense that tends to give the Mountain West fits every year. Only problem is, BYU is Independent. But that's not why their winning this game. The Cougars will topple Boise because of the incredible amount of team resiliency and unity they exhibited last week after starting QB/Longhorn slayer Taysom Hill went down yet again with a serious, season-ending injury that will sadly mark the end of an enigmatic career to say the least. Backup QB Tanner Mangum is a former Elite 11 darling, and perhaps the better passer between him and Hill. I'm not implying that Hill's injury will benefit the Cougars, but Mangum's presence should ease the concerns of any BYU fans ready to push the panic button on the 2015 season. Seeing is believing, though, and I'm sure after seeing Mangum light up an unsuspecting Boise defense on Saturday night, BYU fans everywhere will be plenty convinced that all hope was not lost with the tragic fate of their star QB.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Dazed But Never Confused: Finding Meaning at Made in America Day 2

Fluorescent lights, mindless people hanging from trees, and mass hysteria in crowded spaces. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Made in America 2015, Philadelphia, PA


Truthfully, Made in America begins way before you get your ticket scanned, prove to the ornery security guard that your bag contains no illegal substances, and are allowed entry into the festival. The day actually begins on the walk to the closed-off section of Philadelphia that is transformed into an entirely separate entity, one that's neither urban nor barren. Entire sections of the Ben Franklin parkway were closed off and prepared for the ensuing destruction. Despite being located in the middle of the city, the Made in America grounds were truly their own world, a conscience-numbing environment where time stops, the "real world" is not a thought, and primal instincts reign supreme.

Characters play a rather sizable role in my journey, and none is bigger than my brother Dylan. By my side for the entirety of the 2-day festival, Dylan was my partner-in-crime and engine that kept me going. All the other temporary friends my brother and I collected that Sunday were organic byproducts of our unstoppable quest for pure, unadulterated joy.

Immediately upon exiting the subway, my brother and I met up with a group of people also en route to MiA. Comprised of two guys, four girls, and a whole lot of alcohol, this group was a collective mess, so naturally my brother and I stuck with them for a little bit. "A little bit" lasted until they were taking just a touch too long at a Dunkin Donuts along the way; Action Bronson was coming on at 3:00 and our mental clock was ticking. As we did the whole weekend, Dylan and I pursued our own interests and finally got to the entrance.

Briefly split up as a result of a ticket snafu, I was forced to wait just inside as my brother sought another entrance. During this time, fate intervened in my life for the first time that day. Who else do I see but the two guys from Dunkin Donuts, Tony and Micah. I figured I'd reconvene with them since Dylan still hadn't emerged yet, and I seamlessly worked my way into being "one of theirs" anyway. Students at the University of Connecticut, Tony and Micah were in Philly with the four girls, some from Connecticut, some students at La Salle, and were simply down to have a good time with anyone they encountered, just like Dylan and I. Once Dylan met back up with us, we embarked on Day 2, following the booming sounds of a wheezy, enthusiastic Bronson in the distance.

Unfortunately, we arrived at the Rocky Stage (Bronson's stage as well as the main stage of the festival) in time to only hear perhaps the final 2 or 3 songs of Bronson's set. Even in such a limited sample, Bronson was mesmerizing. The sight of a round, white, orange-bearded man prancing around, joint in hand, rapping like his life depended on it was honestly the ideal start to the day. At least for me, MiA was about experiencing all things foreign to me: live hip-hop music, mass crowds of intoxicated college-age kids, and overall anarchy. I embraced all these elements with surprising ease, as the comfort I felt with my newfound friends allowed me to move from place-to-place without any worry, an absolute anomaly for someone as plan-oriented as I am.

Tony and Micah, sporting a crisp, black Penny Hardaway jersey, were apparently most interested in seeing Future, so we headed over to his stage, the Liberty Stage, about an hour before his set was scheduled to begin. Santigold was performing by the time we clawed our way to a favorable spot near the stage, plenty close enough to examine a flawlessly executed orange-ribbon/checkered-blue jumpsuit get-up that I'm sure Prince probably rocked three decades ago. Santigold's mezzo-soprano voice and M.I.A.-reminiscent musical style influenced a growing crowd in size and volume. Her set seemed to fly by, but this was most likely due to the vodka still flowing through my veins and the scarcely-dressed young woman who was tugging at the strings of my Adidas backpack.

As Future's set time neared, the Liberty Stage became a glut of glossy-eyed millennials scrambling around with seemingly no purpose in mind. Dylan and I decided to depart from our dear hour-long friends Tony and Micah as we decided that seeing Big Sean without a squad was better than enduring Future - and that crowd - with one. This is where absolute madness led me to fate once again. Finding our way out of the scrum of the Liberty Stage was one of the most challenging exercises in patience and focus that I've ever experienced, complete with some unfortunately obnoxious people armed with a sense of entitlement that the crowd should part for them like they were Prince Akeem of Zamunda himself.

Out from the endless waves of faceless figures appeared two girls in matching pink hats that read "You Can't Drink With Us." Fighting out of a crowd that would cause even the slightest claustrophobe to pass out tends to create solidarity for any small group of people looking to make their way out. This is exactly what happened with my brother, me, and these two girls as we grabbed ahold of each other and pursued every crack and crevasse in the masses to find any type of open space. The two girls, Megan and Sam, said they were separated from two of their other friends, also wearing the pink hats, so we figured we'd help them look for them as we continued to push through. Finally, as we made it far enough away from Future's domain to get some breathing room, a third pink hat was spotted. Not long after, the fourth girl in their group was reunited with her friends, and just like that, Dylan and I had found another bunch of young, excitable people to explore the increasingly hazy, sweaty realm known as Made in America.

It's well past 5:00 now. Future is lighting his crowd on fire with his signature deep voice and booming beats, but all I'm focused on is making it to Big Sean, who will kick off an epic trilogy at the Rocky Stage that will also see J. Cole and The Weeknd follow. The girls that are traversing the perilous concession stand lines with us are perfect fits for us: outgoing, drunk, attractive, and absolutely not willing to give a fuck. Sam, a petite blonde with a gorgeous smile, especially took a liking to me despite the fact that I was the only non-21-year-old among us. Megan, GoPro in hand and feet always moving, Ria, the most wild and active of the bunch, and Patti, the de facto leader and "mom" as I heard the other girls call her, were also on their way to see Big Sean, so our partnership would at least continue for a while longer.

Big Sean killed it. Let me just say that right off the bat. His energy level was off the charts compared to an admittedly sub-par Meek Mill set the day before, and his setlist was pretty flawlessly constructed. He opened with "Paradise", his manic, 2-versed obliteration of conventional flows and unofficial lead track off his new album Dark Sky Paradise. He continued with a balanced mix of old and new songs, and all of them aside from "One Man Can Change the World" got the crowd erupting into a crazed frenzy. "One Man" did resonate with the crowd on another level, though; Sean's pre-song speech about his late grandmother, the inspiration for the song, wrought a sense of genuine sympathy and raw emotion among the audience that could also be heard in Sean's performance of the song. As a result, the atmosphere during that song and the rest of the set was marked by an overwhelming sense of unity and togetherness. I knew this to be true simply off the connections made by my brother and I during the set. Naturally, we were dancing with our pink-hatted friends the whole time, but everyone surrounding us seemed drawn to anyone expressing a willingness to let themselves be absorbed by the music, which most certainly described us. The set concluded with the post-breakup anthem "I Don't Fuck With You", making for a beautiful contrast with the mood of the rest of the set. In between several songs, Big Sean would preach to the crowd about pursuing your dreams and all that good stuff that I don't mean to yada-yada because I share the same views, but I must to make this point: As Sean sang his lyrics of resentment and disapproval toward his ex to the sea of screaming fans, the message of the song became suddenly clear to me. Don't get hung up on something or someone that had a negative impact in your life. Keep moving forward and only surround yourself with positive influences. In that moment, I gained a newfound respect for a rapper that many used to poke fun at for simplistic views of fame and mostly corny puns.

The sun was beginning to set as my brother, the pink girls and I decided to head toward the bathroom facilities following Big Sean's set. I knew for a fact that the day was only beginning, though, as I eagerly awaited my favorite artist, J. Cole, to come on at 7:30. The central aisle of the festival was lined with concessions on either side of a wide, paved walkway that only continued to get more congested as the night progressed. It was precisely during our descent into the dust-filled depths of this area that Dylan and I were separated from the girls. Unfortunate, sure, but certainly an expected occurrence in such a situation. We quickly gathered ourselves and agreed upon making our way back to the Rocky Stage to nudge our way as close to the front as possible. Despite the short memory I expressed outwardly, something in the back of mind told me to still be on the lookout for a couple of bobbing pink hats buried in the crowd. The logical side of my brain told me there was simply no chance I'd see Sam and the rest of them again, it was just too improbable. Yet, some sort of indescribable pulling from deep within me swayed me to stay vigilant. Well, I'm sure you can guess what happened next. One glance behind me as Dylan and I settled into our spots for J. Cole yielded me a view of the girls and those bright pink hats reappearing to us.

Believe it or not, this encounter sparked a change in my entire being. Maybe I'm overdramatizing the whole thing, but the manifestation of a chance reunion that I would usually have never imagined could happen, yet I somehow knew was going to happen anyway, caused me to at least give credence to those who subscribe to the enigma known as "fate." Made in America, where life-altering cosmic lessons apparently fucking happen.

Now, when I say Big Sean killed his set, I meant it. He was sensational. That being said, J. Cole committed premeditated murder on his hour-long performance at MiA. Emerging from backstage to the eternally hopeful "Intro" off his newest album 2014 Forest Hills Drive, Cole gleefully strolled to the front of the stage and greeted the audience with such brazen joviality that I suddenly found myself with the most childlike grin plastered on my face within seconds. "Intro" along with the final song performed off the album, "Love Yourz", created the perfect bookends to sum up the message of 2014 FHD, which is that each person's singular focus in life is to find happiness, however that may come to you (implied is that it should be a positive outlet). Family, friends, fulfillment, and love are what add up to a life worth living, and all other bullshit just doesn't matter. Few, if any, rappers are currently basing their music on these principles, making J. Cole, combined with his respect for those stuck in "the hustle" that he witnessed growing up in Fayetteville, NC, truly the realest rapper out right now. People may hate on him for his vulnerability and (in my opinion) meritless view that he is "uninteresting", but the guy simply goes out there on that stage and delivers his heart and soul for each and every person in the crowd. It's not all sensitive shit and phone-flashlight-waving songs either; "A Tale of 2 Citiez" absolutely bumps in a live setting, with the noise level reaching its apex during the part of the song where Cole commands everyone to put their "hands in the air now, hands in the air." 

By the time the aforementioned "Love Yourz" was introduced by Cole as "not a festival song," I'm sure no one in the crowd could care any less. "No such thing as a life that's better than yours," the song's unifying theme, more than aptly described my thoughts at that exact moment. I've never been to any type of concert or music festival like MiA before, so everything I saw and felt that day was new territory. Seeing my favorite artist live, performing songs that speak to my ideals about love, personal strife, and overall happiness created a feeling inside me that I honestly have trouble putting into words (ironic considering how many words you've read up to this point). Add that to the beautiful girl I got dancing on me, telling me I'm giving her goosebumps, and suddenly she isn't the only one. Being keenly aware of natural euphoria as it hijacks your entire existence is a rare occurrence; I was able to experience that phenomenon at this precise moment. A sincere thank you to J. Cole, and Sam, for helping me achieve this. Hopefully the two of you were able to experience your own unique fulfillment in that moment as well...

But the night is not over, not by a long shot. After J. Cole wrapped his set up, we didn't have any pressing needs to attend to. The Weeknd was scheduled to come on at 9:30, so we had about an hour to kill. It was during this motiveless allotment of time that the mysticism of the event hit me like I was the victim of Kam Chancellor's steadfast protection of the middle of the field. The combination of dust and smoke - from cigarettes, hookah vapes, and weed alike - created a dreamlike environment that, doused in the electric magic emanating from EDM DJ's Axwell and Ingrosso's turntables, stimulated my brain like I've never known before. I allowed myself to let go of any and all inhibitions; all my fears, faults, and past mistakes were nonexistent. Alcohol wasn't even part of the equation anymore. I, along with my brother and the pink girls, positioned myself squarely in the middle of the center aisle and decided to create my own stage. Somehow we were able to recreate the innocence of a grade-school dance mixed with the twisted nature of such a drug-and-alcohol-inspired event with some admittedly insane dance circles. Megan's GoPro served as the ladle that stirred the pot, as anyone bold and free enough to make their way into our circle was captured forever by her camera. And man did we attract some bold and free people! Shoutout to my man Gresdin (probably terribly butchering his name) in the fresh T-Mac Raptors jersey who confirmed my previously unproven thoughts that I am in fact a good dancer. He was tearing it up so I can say with a good deal of confidence that his opinions are valid. Soon enough we were the main attraction of all those who weren't actually at a stage, drawing in all bystanders with our infectious energy and, as I'd like to think, exceptional moves. This lasted for at least 30 minutes, only ceasing when our bodies were almost ready to give out and we wisely decided to save whatever we had left for the night's final act, The Weeknd.

The twilight hours of MiA gave off a much different feel than the earlier hours. Illegal substances took their toll on the less disciplined, dehydration likely claimed its share of the unwise as well. Dylan, our night-long pink capped friends, and I would not be denied, however, of our rightful nightcap. Dreary bodies were strewn across the lawn like I was walking through a military shelter for wounded soldiers, just with dirt instead of blood splattered across the clothes. Only through sheer persistence did we manage to slither our way to a favorable spot in the crowd. Even the wait for The Weeknd to come on was compelling, simply because of the tangible anticipation that draped over the crowd as if it was the world's largest blanket.

I was a way bigger Big Sean, J. Cole, Action Bronson, and even Meek Mill fan coming into MiA than I was with The Weeknd. I enjoyed his features on "Crew Love" by Drake and "Pullin Up" by Meek, and the catchiness of "The Hills" and "Can't Feel My Face" obviously permeated my ears and attracted some interest, but I knew virtually none of his catalogue besides that. I was looking forward to his performance nonetheless, as I was aware of how his music generally resonates with crowds at live events such as this. Well, I had no fucking idea as to how much The Weeknd resonated with me at a live event such as that. Sonically, his voice synced with the synths and other wizardry involved in his beats is likely the best I've ever heard at the concert setting. The successive (or close to successive) performances of the two songs mentioned above along with "Tell Your Friends," set off a gradual chain of reaction in the crowd the likes that I've never seen before at a concert, party, or any social event. The entire concept of people dancing/standing alone ceased to exist. All that remained was the ability to congregate in partners for the most part, groups as well, as The Weeknd preached his hazy, twisted, yet romantic sermon. His falsetto delivery is all-encompassing as it explodes through the assuredly Jay Z-approved speaker system (MiA is Hov's event, sponsored by Budweiser, what's up Budweiser? *winks for some sponsorship attention*). His songs build an Inception-like dreamscape that somehow doesn't seem unnatural, you never receive the kick as long as the music is still playing. And for an insanely lucky guy like me, the partner I had in taking in the exclamation point for the entire day was Sam, yeah, one of those "pink hats" I kept tossing into scattered sentences. She seemed equally engulfed by the whole experience, and positively affected by my involvement in her time there, which is only especially notable to me because Made in America is, at its core, a musical festival. Only The Weeknd and all the other great acts are able to convince you into thinking there is no other place that you could be. And as the ringleader of our collective madness proclaimed that he couldn't feel his face, there's no place I'd rather be (though I was entirely cool with maintaining feeling in my face). I'd never think such a strong connection could be felt with another person entirely accompanied by music. The whole crowd surely sounded like they thought differently.

And then, it was over. It happens just that quick. Next thing I know Sam and her friends are scurrying away, and it's just Dylan and I once again. All of the highs wrapped up in dancing with that one girl, with this one dude pouring his heart out into a microphone in front of all of us, swiftly becomes a thing of the past, and our focus suddenly shifts to finding our way out of the ensuing mass exodus. Those girls, Tony and Micah wherever they were, and even the dude from Houston we became 60-second friends with as all our girls departed from us, are back to their lives, likely to never be seen again (hit me up if you're ever in Philly again though Sam *winking face emoji*).

As Dylan and I eventually worked our way out of Tidal Kingdom, and all these thoughts that I've managed to put into words were just developing as reactions in my head, fate decided to poke its head out one last time. Not fate in a world-changing way, but still meaningful. Recalling the entire day aloud with Dylan and visually in my mind inspired me to compose this very (hopefully) compelling blog post that I've had a blast writing. Made in America taught me many lessons that Sunday, but none greater than this: take advantage of every opportunity to experience any type of (safe) joy and happiness that you can.

Just as MiA begins on the way there, it doesn't end til you're back home. My way home included a nostalgia-filled account of our night to some subway strangers, two of whom were Penn State students, which meant as a Temple student, I had automatic bragging rights over them after Temple's 27-10 win over the Nittany Lions on Saturday night.

When you're having a good day, everything just ends up working out in your favor, you know?

Friday, September 4, 2015

Week 1 College Football Preview

Football is back! 10 AM in Philly is back!!! I'M BACK!!!!!

After essentially taking the whole summer off, I've returned to my perch atop the blogosphere to deliver my sermon upon you, my deserving reader(s). Summer had been great, but there's nothing quite like fall. Leaves are changing colors and falling to the ground, the weather is cooling down, and, most importantly, the pads are coming on, cleats coming out, and the grass (or turf) is green as ever. That's right, I'm talking about some football.

NFL action may still be a week away, but my beloved collegiate game is already underway, with some ranked teams, including playoff contenders TCU, playoff dark horse Georgia Tech, and a sneaky-good Arizona squad taking care of business Thursday night. With the rest of the week 1 slate (except Baylor on Friday night and defending champs Ohio State on Monday) ready to kick off on Saturday, I'm here to run through some of my favorite storylines for this upcoming year, highlight a couple of my players primed for breakout years, and of course give my picks for a few of the weekend's most anticipated matchups.

First off, I'd like to say thank you to anyone reading. I'm hoping to be on top of my shit this time around, as my inaugural year running this blog definitely had its share of ups and downs. Hopefully, with your eyeballs and minds as my support, I'll be able to provide all you with compelling content on at least a semi-regular basis.

Now, onto some college football. We all know about Ohio State's dominance in the preseason polls by now, so I'll just skip right on to the #2 team in the country, the TCU Horned Frogs. Head coach Gary Patterson has quietly been perhaps the top defensive coach in college football for almost a decade now, regularly fielding absolutely ferocious defenses dating back to his days in the Mountain West, and he hasn't slowed down one bit since the move to the Big 12. A funny thing happened last season though, something that the Horned Frog faithful haven't seen since the days of Andy Dalton: a legitimately potent and downright scary offense. Led by out-of-nowhere sensation Trevone Boykin, TCU's newly installed Air Raid offense took the nation by storm in 2014, resulting in sky-high expectations for the returning Boykin for the 2015 season, and serving up notice to the usual powerhouses that a new program is here to challenge anyone. Boykin is certainly not doing it alone either. Running back Aaron Green was the conference's best kept secret in 2014, averaging 7.1 yards per carry to go along with 11 total touchdowns. Now clearly "the man" in that backfield, Green should explode in 2015 and likely catapult up some draft boards. In addition, receiver Josh Doctson is a straight up beast on the outside. A master of jump balls and being more physical than his opponent, Doctson emerged as Boykin's go-to guy in the passing game. With all this talent returning, plus the guaranteed stout defense Patterson ensures each and every season, TCU easily has the best chance to unseat the Buckeyes.

Championships may be the ultimate goal, but it's still about 4 months away, so excuse me as I shift my focus over to some week 1 storylines. What better place to start than in Tallahassee, where former Notre Dame QB Everett Golson has been handed the keys to the Seminole offense, one that must replace a lot of production, and quickly if this team has playoff aspirations like I know they do. Lucky for Golson, his backfield mate just might be the most talented back in the country. The troubled but electric Dalvin Cook burst onto the national scene as a true freshman a season ago, compiling 1008 yards and 8 touchdowns on only 170 carries. Jimbo Fisher will likely lean on Cook heavily as Golson finds his footing with an array of athletic underclassmen at wide receiver.

Speaking of talented running backs, Leonard Fournette though! Cook might be the most talented back in the country, but realistically, Fournette is. Labeled as an ungodly cross between Adrian Peterson and Michael Jordan as an uber-prospect coming out of high school, Fournette possessed an NFL body the second he stepped on the LSU campus, and is just now, as a sophomore, growing into the complete running back he is expected to be. Other sophomore sensations to keep an eye on are Oklahoma power-back and current record holder for most rushing yards in a game Samaje Perine, Nick Chubb, the new lead guy in the always-stacked Georgia Bulldog backfield, and Royce Freeman, the thunder to Oregon's usual plethora of lightning-fast skill players. Fournette, Cook, Chubb, and the others are names that you will certainly be hearing and seeing all over the place as the season progresses. Not only are they supreme talents who will rack up some impressive numbers, but all their teams are contenders who will surely be playing in some extremely meaningful games late in the season.

As for those you don't know yet, or those who won't be playing in meaningful games deep into Novemeber and December, I got you covered. 7th in rushing yards, 3rd in rushing touchdowns just a season ago, Pitt RB James Conner is the most underappreciated star in college football at the moment. With just one other notable playmaker helping him out on offense (WR Tyler Boyd), Conner is tasked with moving the Panther offense down the field despite the 11 guys on the other side of the ball being distinctly aware that he will be receiving the handoff on the majority of the plays. A bowling ball of a man at 6-2, 240 lbs, Conner's running style is downright vicious, and I certainly do not envy all the ACC defenders who happen to get in his way this season.

 Despite not getting perhaps all the recognition I feel he deserves, Conner was a full-fledged star last year. There's no disputing this; his stats hold up against any returning back in the country. Someone whose stats may not jump out to you and scream "BREAKOUT" is USC CB/WR/returner/possible alien Adoree' Jackson. Watch one play in any phase of the game that Jackson is involved in, though, and his game-breaking speed immediately jumps off the tape. Extremely agile with fluid hips and plenty of natural athleticism, Jackson's future is likely at corner, just as ESPN predicted when they ranked Jackson as the #9 overall recruit in the 2014 class. Jackson will be an important piece to a Trojan squad that, led by QB Cody Kessler, looks to regain the national prominence they held about a decade ago.

I can't just identify the obvious ones, right? You come to me for those deep sleepers, those "who the fuck is that guy" picks where you can say you heard about him before any of your buddies. Well, mark these two names down then: Robert Foster and Joseph Yearby. Hardcore recruiting nerds as well as fans of Alabama and Miami will be plenty familiar with these two, but to the large majority of the country, those two names could very well be two obscure presidential candidates for the 2016 election who will inevitably concede to Trump and Hillary. Make no mistake, though, Foster and Yearby will no longer be confused for anything but bonafide college stars after this season. Foster, a wideout for the Crimson Tide, must work quickly to fill the rather large vacancy left by OBJ-lite Amari Cooper (who is also looking primed for a put-everyone-on-notice type of rookie year). I have little doubt that Foster will rise to the occasion. At 6-2 and nearly 200 pounds, Foster has the size to battle with the notoriously physical SEC secondaries while also possessing the speed and after-the-catch wiggle to become Bama QB Jacob Coker's new best friend.

Yearby is also stepping in for a recent NFL draft pick (that would be Cleveland Browns RB Duke Johnson), and his impact could very well surpass that of Foster, especially if Miami is to enjoy the kind of success that is expected out of coach Al Golden and the rest of the underwhelming Hurricanes program the past few years. A smaller back that may remind some of Johnson, Yearby actually runs with a different style than his predecessor. Built compactly in his 5-9, 205 pound frame, Yearby has some between-the-tackles juice to go with his open-field agility and elusiveness. Just like the Duke, however, is Yearby's knack for taking receptions out of the backfield for some serious yardage. In 2014, Yearby took just 8 catches for 118 yards and a touchdown to go along with his 86 carries for 509 yards.

And with that, onto the picks! First matchup is...
Texas at 11 Notre Dame (-9.5) - 7:30 PM ET (NBC)
Were you even expecting anything else? Yes, I'm an unapologetic Longhorn fan, but that doesn't mean I can't provide unbiased analysis! Or maybe it does...either way let's talk about this showdown of two of the most prestigious college football programs in the country. Notre Dame is completely deserving of their lofty preseason ranking and two-possession spread they are given, as I expect the Irish to topple my Horns. However, this young Texas defense has some playmakers, highlighted by freshman sensation Malik Jefferson, that can really bother Malik Zaire, Notre Dame's newly minted full-time starting quarterback. As long as the talented Irish offensive line holds up like it should, however, than Texas likely won't be able to apply the type of pressure needed to frazzle Zaire and really throw him off rhythm. On the other side of the ball, Tyrone Swoopes will be staring down star LB Jaylon Smith all game, and let's just say I'm not expecting anything too beneficial to come out of that matchup. As sad as I am to say it, I think Notre Dame puts on a show for the home crowd and disposes of Texas by a score of 31-17.

15 Arizona State at Texas A&M (-3) - 7:00 PM ET (ESPN)
Do the handicappers think Johnny Football is still taking the snaps in College Station? I mean, Kyle Field is a savage environment for road teams to enter into, but come on: Arizona State is for real. QB Mike Bercovici and RB/slot receiver D.J. Foster are back and ready to lead an explosive Sun Devil offense that figures to seriously compete for the Pac-12 crown. Though unranked, A&M figure to make it into the top 25 at some point this season, just not in the first week. This team is insanely talented though; guys like Kyle Allen, Speedy Noil, and Myles Garrett are going to be making their presence felt in the SEC for sure. This blogger just doesn't see it coming together for the Aggies in week 1. ASU wins a shootout behind 200 combined rushing and receiving yards from Foster, with a final score of 51-45. #ForksUp

20 Wisconsin at 3 Alabama (-14) - 8:00 PM ET (ABC)
No one's giving Wisconsin a chance. The Badgers' first game of the post-Melvin Gordon era is against Saban and his robot factory in the less-than-friendly confines of Tuscaloosa? Every college football fan is seeing that and staying the hell away from Wisconsin, even with the 2-touchdown gift. Well, this is where I come in and say...eh, give me 'Bama too. I know, I know, easy cop out. Let me explain though: Alabama is pretty damn loaded this year, and not even the usual degree of "loadedness" that we usually assume Alabama will be boasting. Jacob Coker was only just barely beat out by a certain man named Jameis Winston while he was at Florida State, and I believe he is fully capable of running the Tide's offense to perfection. The secondary is the strength of this defense once again, as sophomore cornerback Tony Brown is on the verge of becoming the next household name and 1st-round pick to come out of the Saban assembly line. Gordon's replacement, Corey Clement, also figures to be next in a long line of productive Wisconsin backs, but don't expect his ascent to begin Saturday night. Roll Tide roll, 38-21.

Look out for my Week 1 College Football Shoutouts likely coming out on Monday, and good luck to all your squads this weekend!